You see all those people running that way? Go the other way. It's difficult and rewarding.

My name is Jon. I live in Arizona. I've always lived in Arizona. I'm a discoverer, inventor, problem solver, problem creator, tech nerd, Dave Ramsey disciple, and devoted disciple of Christ, and with enough resources I will one day be able to take over a nearby planetary system, provided that's even a thing.

Until then, I'll hang out here in Scottsdale helping people like you buy and sell homes, or automate your home, or just laugh.

I was a CrossFit Level 1 Certified Trainer until my certificate expired after 5 years, so there's that. I'm a Dave Ramsey Financial Peace University Facilitator when facilitating is needed, keyboard player in a church band (New Valley Church), Web Hosting provider, eBay and Amazon reseller, and merchant of the sea. (That last one is contingent upon continental separation between California and Arizona.)

I've plumbed, remodeled, composed, designed, demolished, shipped, photographed and trained.

I've participated in 3 Ironman triathlons, earning the title of "you are an ironman" after the first one, then, well... 110 degree heat during training = bleh.

My wife will hunt you down and put you in jail if you steal money from her company or if you try to pass off your $7,000 strip club charges as fraudulent just to avoid embarrassment.

I am a 7. ENXP. High I and D, low S and C. Come at me bro. ;)